nothing special
thats-so-meme:


If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky. They’re all out there, we just can’t see them
Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years

To put things into perspective that’s about 14,919,632,500,000,000,000 miles

thats-so-meme:

If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky.
They’re all out there, we just can’t see them

Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years

To put things into perspective that’s about 14,919,632,500,000,000,000 miles

youve-been-daft-punkd:

commit-seppuku-konoyaro:

fabflyingfox:

johntgonzales:

crocketingsolly:

johntgonzales:

trying to turn my lil bro into a furry. any tips?

"I can help"

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this means something. right?

[LOUD ANGRY YELLING]

this fucking fandom has the most painful jokes ever

[PUNCHES A WINDOW]

spatscolombo:

trekwaffle:

spatscolombo:

Can you imagine being up for court marital in front of these dudes and their space-bell of justice
knowing they’re the best command team in Starfleet
knowing their combined rhetorical powers have caused like fifteen computers to self-destruct
knowing they’re almost definitely playing footsie under the table

court marital = best freudian slip??
best freudian slip

AAAAAAHAutocorrect ships it

spatscolombo:

trekwaffle:

spatscolombo:

Can you imagine being up for court marital in front of these dudes and their space-bell of justice

knowing they’re the best command team in Starfleet

knowing their combined rhetorical powers have caused like fifteen computers to self-destruct

knowing they’re almost definitely playing footsie under the table

court marital = best freudian slip??

best freudian slip

AAAAAAH

Autocorrect ships it

When the first Lord of the Rings movie came out, my friends and I went to see it, and they know that I am Cecil Baldwin III and my dad and my grandfather are Cecils as well, (…) so they’ve started calling me “Cecil, son of Cecil, Heir to the Baldwin Throne”.
Cecil Baldwin (x)
As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

angryseawitch:

screamingcrawfish:

a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec

revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent

10/10 WOULD WATCH

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname
much to the dismay of the lead detective

simonjadis:

callmeoutis:

secretlifeofageekygirl:

The amount of notes concerns me

i’m more concerned about the fact that this orange is still on the loose he could kill again at any time

the newspapers give this notorious killer a nickname

much to the dismay of the lead detective

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

mashable:

Photographer Reveals the Lonely Side of Superheroes

Photographer Benoit Lapray’s photo series, “The Quest for Absolute" focuses on the loneliness of famous superheroes, set in the beautiful, yet desolate landscape of the French Alps.